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ARSON QUOTE - alternative dark humour t-shirt


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PRINTED TO ORDER. SENT SEPARATELY from other items.

Dispatches in up to 10 working days.

Free UK shipping on orders over £70 (or £4.95)

RETURNS ACCEPTED unless bought with giftcard.

You're buying from a small UK fashion label.

PRODUCT INFORMATION
WASH CARE
SHIPPING information
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PRODUCT INFORMATION

Show them your macabre, dark humour wih this alternative slogan t-shirt. Featuring a monochrome design, this unisex t-shirt is made of super soft cotton, with a loose fit.

Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.  

KEY DETAILS:

  • EXCLUSIVE DESIGN by TheBlackWardrobe.
  • 100% PREMIUM-QUALITY COTTON.
  • UNISEX FIT with generous sizing.
  • SOFT FABRIC with a smooth feel.
  • GENEROUS LENGTH that covers tum & bum.
  • HANDPRINTED TO ORDER and sent by a UK-based family-run printing business (international orders may be printed & shipped by printing companies outside the UK).
WASH CARE

WASHCARE:

  • Wash up to 30C (85F) with similar colours.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Do not tumble-dry.
  • Do not iron (steam instead)
  • Do not dry-clean.

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PLEASE NOTE: t-shirts may occasionally arrive with a vinegar-like scent. 

This is from the pre-treatment used for the inks to bond to the garment. This is safe and non-toxic, and it should go away after the first wash.

Whilst the printing company try to minimise this by not packing garments straight away and using paper-based packaging, it isn’t always possible to avoid it completely.

SHIPPING information

Cotton t-shirts and sweatshirts are sent separately from other items.This is because these garments are printed to order and sent by the printing company.

PREORDERS:

If your order includes both preorder and non-preorder items, I’ll ship everything together once preorder items are ready (excludes cotton t-shirts/sweatshirts).

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UK SHIPPING:

  • £4.95 (FREE ABOVE £70). 
  • Royal Mail tracked (arrives in 2-4 working days aproximately)
  • Please be aware of occasional delays, specially when there's bad weather.

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INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING:

From £15 GBP

  • Estimated shipping time (from date of dispatch): 10-25working days aproximately.
  • Sent via Royal Mail tracked with your national postal-service.
  • Please be aware of occasional delays due to Customs and/or bad weather.
  • Optional: Signature upon delivery for added security. Please select this option if you live in apartments or your area is susceptible to parcel-theft. 
  • TAXES: Customs/import taxes are the responsibility of the buyer.

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BY PLACING AN ORDER ON THIS WEBSITE, YOU AGREE TO HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD AND ACCEPTED THESE TERMS & CONDITIONS.

RETURNS information

14-day REFUND POLICY. FULL-REFUND GIVEN INCLUDING ORIGINAL SHIPPING CHARGES, NO RESTOCKING FEES.

The following items are not eligible for returns/refunds:

    • Reduced items
    • Earrings (for hygiene reasons)
    • Gift cards or items purchased with gift cards (eligible for exchanges only).

Refunds/replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.

    •  You have 14 days from receiving your order to request a return and send your item(s) back.
    • Items must be in their original condition: unworn, unwashed and with their packaging intact.
    • Returns must be sent back to me. I'm based in the UK. 
    • Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.

Attention! International Orders:

  • If you don’t select shipping "with signature" and live in an area prone to parcel theft, refunds/replacements won’t be possible for parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking.

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Read full REFUND POLICE here

BY PLACING AN ORDER ON THIS WEBSITE, YOU AGREE TO HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD AND ACCEPTED THESE TERMS & CONDITIONS.

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Lyn Mackenzie
Gender: Female
Perfect

I bought this as I joke after a member of kitchen team already burnt the place down.

No one was hurt and now we can all laugh about her almost killing her boss in her bed.

The perfect shirt to mark the occasion!

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Catherine Starling

Great shirts

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Alison Butterworth
Gender: Female
Your size : 16-18
Size bought: Xl
T shirt

Great quality soft material. Washes well

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Kirsty Gage

Amazing T-Shirt everyone comments and has a good laugh at the slogan, quality is amazing as always with THE BLACK WARDROBE

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Mykela McKenna
Gender: Female
Your size : Medium
Size bought: Small
Amazing

Absolutely love this Tshirts exactly quality and will defo be ordering again and would recommend to everyone

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