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BIG TOTE BAG WITH ZIP


£54.00

WEARS BLACK LOVES COFFEE
IN MEMORY OF WHEN I CARED
NORMAL IS AN ILLUSION

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Free UK shipping on orders over £70

IN STOCK ITEMS DISPATCH within 5 working days.

RETURNS ACCEPTED unless bought with giftcard.

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🔥 LAST ORDER DATES FOR CHRISTMAS 🔥 

INTERNATIONAL: 3rd of December

UNITED KINGDOM: 8th Dec (Tshirts, sweatshirts) / 18th Dec (jewellery, fashion)

PRODUCT INFORMATION
WASH CARE
SHIPPING information
RETURNS information
PRODUCT INFORMATION

Bring a bit of darkness to your workplace! This big tote bag is your ideal companion for work and beyond. Thanks to its generous size and zip top-closure, you can safely carry all your daily essentials including a small laptop.

Made of high-quality faux leather (PU), it comes in several of my popular designs which blend a mix of Gothic Victoriana aesthetics with macabre dark humour.

KEY DETAILS:

  • Black faux leather (PU).
  • Gold metal hardware.
  • Adjustable shoulder-straps.
  • Fully lined (nude/beige lining).
  • Top zip closure.
  • 3 internal pockets (one with a zip).
  • 1 external zipped pocket.

LOOK AFTER ME:

  • Wipe clean with a soft dry cloth.
      WASH CARE

      WASHCARE:

      • Wash up to 30C (85F) with similar colours.
      • Do not bleach.
      • Tumble-dry low.
      • Do not iron (steam instead)
      • Do not dry-clean.
      SHIPPING information

      IF YOU BUY COTTON T-SHIRTS/SWEATSHIRTS WITH OTHER ITEMS, THEY'LL COME IN SEPARATE PARCELS. This is because these garments are printed to order and sent by the printing company.

      PREORDERS:

      Preordered items will be dispatched on the estimated date provided. If delays occur, you’ll be notified via email.

      If your order includes both preorder and non-preorder items, I’ll ship everything together once the preorder is ready (excludes cotton t-shirts/sweatshirts).

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      UK SHIPPING:

      • £4.95 (FREE ABOVE £70). 
      • Royal Mail tracked (arrives in 2-4 working days aproximately)
      • Please be aware of occasional delays, specially around Christmas time.
      • Contact me if you haven't received your order after 7days (from dispatch-date)

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      INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING:

      From £10 (aprox. to $13USD / 12Euro / $17CAD / $19AUD depending on current exchange rate).

      • Estimated shipping time (from date of dispatch): 10-25working days aproximately.
      • Sent via Royal Mail tracked with your national postal-service.
      • Please be aware of occasional delays due to Customs, bad weather and specially around Christmas time.
      • Contact me if you haven't received your order after 30days (from dispatch-date).
      • Optional: Signature upon delivery for added security. Please select this option if you live in apartments or your area is susceptible to parcel-theft. 
      • TAXES: Customs/import taxes are the responsibility of the buyer.

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      BY PLACING AN ORDER ON THIS WEBSITE, YOU AGREE TO HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD AND ACCEPTED THESE TERMS & CONDITIONS.

      RETURNS information

       RETURNS:

      The following items are not eligible for returns/refunds:

        • Reduced items
        • Earrings (for hygiene reasons)
        • Gift cards or items purchased with gift cards (eligible for exchanges only).

      Refunds/replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.

        •  You have 14 days from receiving your order to request a return or refund.
        •  Items must be sent back in their original packaging, unworn, and unused. 
        •  Returns must be sent back to me. I'm based in the UK. 
        • Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.

      Attention! International Orders:

      • If you didn’t select shipping "with signature" and live in an area prone to parcel theft, refunds/replacements won’t be possible for parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking.

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      EXCHANGES: (UK only)

      If you’d like to exchange an item, there’s a £3.50 delivery fee to send  replacement item(s). 

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      Read full REFUND POLICE here

      BY PLACING AN ORDER ON THIS WEBSITE, YOU AGREE TO HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD AND ACCEPTED THESE TERMS & CONDITIONS.

      Customer Reviews

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      Nicky S
      Good buy

      Been waiting for this bag to come out for a while was not disappointed, the printing is amazing and the bag itself is plenty big enough. If I had one problem it was that the internal pockets are not deep enough to hold a mobile phone, but that’s it.

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      Cindy K
      Normal is an illusion tote!

      Love it!!! I bought this tote for my laptop and it fits inside with room to spare! Thank you!

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      Connie Shultz
      I love my tote!!

      It can hold a lot!! I appreciate the lighter lining because it makes it easier to find things. The graphic is crisp and the tote is well assembled and handles a healthy amount of weight!!

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      Karen Bloomfield
      I love it!

      Love my new tote bag, it’s beautiful!
      Will definitely recommend

      Thank you! 🖤 xxx

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