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WEARS BLACK, LOVES COFFEE, AVOIDS PEOPLE - Victorian Goth skull t-shirt


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PRINTED TO ORDER. SENT SEPARATELY from other items.

Dispatches in up to 10 working days.

Free UK shipping on orders over £70 (or £4.95)

RETURNS ACCEPTED unless bought with giftcard.

You're buying from a small UK fashion label.

PRODUCT INFORMATION
WASH CARE
SHIPPING information
RETURNS information
PRODUCT INFORMATION

This Dark t-shirt blends Victorian Gothic aesthetics with cheeky dark humour. Featuring vintage-style calligraphy and a skeleton sipping from a cup, it proudly declares: 'Wears Black, Loves Coffee, Avoids People.' (A tea-lover’s alternative design is also available!)

Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.  

KEY DETAILS:

  • EXCLUSIVE DESIGN by TheBlackWardrobe.
  • 100% PREMIUM-QUALITY COTTON.
  • UNISEX FIT with generous sizing.
  • SOFT FABRIC with a smooth feel.
  • GENEROUS LENGTH that covers tum & bum.
  • HANDPRINTED TO ORDER and sent by a UK-based family-run printing business (international orders may be printed & shipped by printing companies outside the UK).
WASH CARE

WASHCARE:

  • Wash up to 30C (85F) with similar colours.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Do not tumble-dry.
  • Do not iron (steam instead)
  • Do not dry-clean.

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PLEASE NOTE: t-shirts may occasionally arrive with a vinegar-like scent. 

This is from the pre-treatment used for the inks to bond to the garment. This is safe and non-toxic, and it should go away after the first wash.

Whilst the printing company try to minimise this by not packing garments straight away and using paper-based packaging, it isn’t always possible to avoid it completely.

SHIPPING information

Cotton t-shirts and sweatshirts are sent separately from other items.This is because these garments are printed to order and sent by the printing company.

PREORDERS:

If your order includes both preorder and non-preorder items, I’ll ship everything together once preorder items are ready (excludes cotton t-shirts/sweatshirts).

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UK SHIPPING:

  • £4.95 (FREE ABOVE £70). 
  • Royal Mail tracked (arrives in 2-4 working days aproximately)
  • Please be aware of occasional delays, specially when there's bad weather.

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INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING:

From £15 GBP

  • Estimated shipping time (from date of dispatch): 10-25working days aproximately.
  • Sent via Royal Mail tracked with your national postal-service.
  • Please be aware of occasional delays due to Customs and/or bad weather.
  • Optional: Signature upon delivery for added security. Please select this option if you live in apartments or your area is susceptible to parcel-theft. 
  • TAXES: Customs/import taxes are the responsibility of the buyer.

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BY PLACING AN ORDER ON THIS WEBSITE, YOU AGREE TO HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD AND ACCEPTED THESE TERMS & CONDITIONS.

RETURNS information

14-day REFUND POLICY. FULL-REFUND GIVEN INCLUDING ORIGINAL SHIPPING CHARGES, NO RESTOCKING FEES.

The following items are not eligible for returns/refunds:

    • Reduced items
    • Earrings (for hygiene reasons)
    • Gift cards or items purchased with gift cards (eligible for exchanges only).

Refunds/replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.

    •  You have 14 days from receiving your order to request a return and send your item(s) back.
    • Items must be in their original condition: unworn, unwashed and with their packaging intact.
    • Returns must be sent back to me. I'm based in the UK. 
    • Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.

Attention! International Orders:

  • If you don’t select shipping "with signature" and live in an area prone to parcel theft, refunds/replacements won’t be possible for parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking.

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Read full REFUND POLICE here

BY PLACING AN ORDER ON THIS WEBSITE, YOU AGREE TO HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD AND ACCEPTED THESE TERMS & CONDITIONS.

Customer Reviews

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Meisha Daniel
Love it

Love the t-shit, so comfortable and soft material. Will definitely be making more purchases in the future

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Sarah Gillson
Gender: Female
Highly recommend

The t-shirts are really good quality! Soft and comfortable. Prompt delivery. This was my first order and I will definitely be ordering more!

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Jen J
Gender: Female
Practically perfect

Excellent service from start to finish. I was worried I may have left it too late to get before Christmas but Nora worked her magic and received in plenty of time. Love the T-shirt and I know my son will too. 💯 recommend

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Nadine Wilson
Gender: Female
Wears black loves coffee avoids people t shirt

I have ordered this for my daughter for Christmas I’m sure she will love it. Thank you

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Glen Copley
Great service

Prompt service. Questions answered quickly. Great items. Will buy again

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