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DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE - alternative dark humour t-shirt


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PRINTED TO ORDER AND SENT SEPARATELY by printing company.

DISPATCHES IN: 10 WORKING DAYS (please be aware of occasional delays).

RETURNS ACCEPTED unless bought with giftcard.

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🔥 LAST ORDER DATES FOR CHRISTMAS 🔥 

INTERNATIONAL: 3rd of December

UNITED KINGDOM: 8th Dec (Tshirts, sweatshirts) / 18th Dec (jewellery, fashion)

PRODUCT INFORMATION
WASH CARE
SHIPPING information
RETURNS information
PRODUCT INFORMATION

Express your disdain for early mornings with Gothic elegance in this sarcastic t-shirt. Featuring a Victorian-inspired design with intricate spiderwebs and floral motifs. Perfect for night owls who prefer the darkness and their own company.

Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.  

KEY DETAILS:

  • EXCLUSIVE DESIGN by TheBlackWardrobe.
  • 100% PREMIUM-QUALITY COTTON.
  • UNISEX FIT with generous sizing.
  • SOFT FABRIC with a smooth feel.
  • GENEROUS LENGTH that covers tum & bum.
  • HANDPRINTED TO ORDER and sent by a UK-based family-run printing business (international orders may be printed & shipped by printing companies outside the UK).
WASH CARE

WASHCARE:

  • Wash up to 30C (85F) with similar colours.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Do not tumble-dry.
  • Do not iron (steam instead)
  • Do not dry-clean.

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PLEASE NOTE: t-shirts may occasionally arrive with a vinegar-like scent. 

This is from the pre-treatment used for the inks to bond to the garment. This is safe and non-toxic, and it should go away after the first wash.

Whilst the printing company try to minimise this by not packing garments straight away and using paper-based packaging, it isn’t always possible to avoid it completely.

SHIPPING information

IF YOU BUY COTTON T-SHIRTS/SWEATSHIRTS WITH OTHER ITEMS, THEY'LL COME IN SEPARATE PARCELS. This is because these garments are printed to order and sent by the printing company.

PREORDERS:

Preordered items will be dispatched on the estimated date provided. If delays occur, you’ll be notified via email.

If your order includes both preorder and non-preorder items, I’ll ship everything together once the preorder is ready (excludes cotton t-shirts/sweatshirts).

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UK SHIPPING:

  • £4.95 (FREE ABOVE £70). 
  • Royal Mail tracked (arrives in 2-4 working days aproximately)
  • Please be aware of occasional delays, specially around Christmas time.
  • Contact me if you haven't received your order after 7days (from dispatch-date)

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INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING:

From £10 (aprox. to $13USD / 12Euro / $17CAD / $19AUD depending on current exchange rate).

  • Estimated shipping time (from date of dispatch): 10-25working days aproximately.
  • Sent via Royal Mail tracked with your national postal-service.
  • Please be aware of occasional delays due to Customs, bad weather and specially around Christmas time.
  • Contact me if you haven't received your order after 30days (from dispatch-date).
  • Optional: Signature upon delivery for added security. Please select this option if you live in apartments or your area is susceptible to parcel-theft. 
  • TAXES: Customs/import taxes are the responsibility of the buyer.

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BY PLACING AN ORDER ON THIS WEBSITE, YOU AGREE TO HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD AND ACCEPTED THESE TERMS & CONDITIONS.

RETURNS information

 RETURNS:

The following items are not eligible for returns/refunds:

    • Reduced items
    • Earrings (for hygiene reasons)
    • Gift cards or items purchased with gift cards (eligible for exchanges only).

Refunds/replacements will not be provided for parcels delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses.

    •  You have 14 days from receiving your order to request a return or refund.
    •  Items must be sent back in their original packaging, unworn, and unused. 
    •  Returns must be sent back to me. I'm based in the UK. 
    • Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.

Attention! International Orders:

  • If you didn’t select shipping "with signature" and live in an area prone to parcel theft, refunds/replacements won’t be possible for parcels marked as "delivered" in tracking.

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EXCHANGES: (UK only)

If you’d like to exchange an item, there’s a £3.50 delivery fee to send  replacement item(s). 

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Read full REFUND POLICE here

BY PLACING AN ORDER ON THIS WEBSITE, YOU AGREE TO HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD AND ACCEPTED THESE TERMS & CONDITIONS.

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Jane Phillips
First time buyer

Well made, good fit and love the humour

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Christine Hinitt
Don't like people t shirt

Great t shirt. Fits well, good material and doesn't feel cheap. Would def buy more!

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JoCat
Love an inspirational quote

Great print, great tshirt, its so soft and feels great on my skin. I'd say the sizing is spot on, theres really no need to size up. Dries well in the dryer too, no shrinkage. Will definitely be buying more, but in my normal size.

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