DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE - alternative dark humour t-shirt
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Express your disdain for early mornings with Gothic elegance in this sarcastic t-shirt. Featuring a Victorian-inspired design with intricate spiderwebs and floral motifs. Perfect for night owls who prefer the darkness and their own company.
Crafted for comfort and durability, this tee will retain its shape and softness wash after wash.
KEY DETAILS:
- EXCLUSIVE DESIGN by TheBlackWardrobe.
- 100% PREMIUM-QUALITY COTTON.
- UNISEX FIT with generous sizing.
- SOFT FABRIC with a smooth feel.
- GENEROUS LENGTH that covers tum & bum.
- HANDPRINTED TO ORDER and sent by a UK-based family-run printing business (international orders may be printed & shipped by printing companies outside the UK).
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- Wash up to 30C (85F) with similar colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble-dry.
- Do not iron (steam instead)
- Do not dry-clean.
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